The Honda Owners Club

Gasping for breath, the man could hardly believe what he was seeing. How could he have become involved in such a tangled web of deceit and lies.

Maurice dropped to the floor, his body shaking with the convulsions. A strange frothing substance exuded from his mouth which was promptly licked up by Killer, the pub's guard chihuahua.

Myfanwy climbed onto the bar before stripping to the waist. With a blood curdling scream she leapt forward and belly flopped onto the prone Maurice. His head became lost in her massive cleavage and within seconds the wriggling stopped. "Oh!" she exclaimed with a wry smile.

The hush was disturbed by a little old man breaking wind. He had sat in the corner sipping his scotch, completely oblivious to the chaos that had erupted around him.

The sirens became louder and soon the ambulance stopped outside. The door burst open and a paramedic rushed in. "What the..........."