As the forum's a bit quite at the moment, how about some seasonal jokes?
What do you call a blind reindeer?
No idea!
Did you hear that Woolworths were selling off their advent calenders dirt cheap?
All the windows are boarded up!
Apologies to anyone who worked at Woolies and has lost their job.
So how about some more festive jokes?
Regards
Chimpy
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Seasonal Jokes
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Seasonal Jokes
by Chimp Boy on Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:29 pm
You hum it son, I'll play it!
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Re: Seasonal Jokes
by The Wolfman on Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:53 pm
Why is Rudolf the only reindeer with a red nose?
Because his brakes work!
Because his brakes work!
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Regards, Wolfie.
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Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman.............. but tha can't tell him much.
Regards, Wolfie.
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Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman.............. but tha can't tell him much.
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Re: Seasonal Jokes
by tallyman on Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:23 pm
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day!
When four of Santas elves went sick, the trainee elves didn't produce toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa started to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to stay for Christmas, this stressed Santa out even more!
When he went to harness the reindeer he found that three of them had given birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out. Heaven knows where!
Then, as he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the presents scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went to the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he found that the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In frustration he accidently dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then, the doorbell rang, irritated Santa marched to the door and yanked it open, there stood a little Angel with a great big Christmas Tree.
The angel said very cheerfully 'Merry Christmas Santa, isn't this a lovely day? I have a lovely Christmas Tree for you, where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little Angel on top of the Christmas Tree!
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!!
When four of Santas elves went sick, the trainee elves didn't produce toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa started to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to stay for Christmas, this stressed Santa out even more!
When he went to harness the reindeer he found that three of them had given birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out. Heaven knows where!
Then, as he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the presents scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went to the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he found that the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In frustration he accidently dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then, the doorbell rang, irritated Santa marched to the door and yanked it open, there stood a little Angel with a great big Christmas Tree.
The angel said very cheerfully 'Merry Christmas Santa, isn't this a lovely day? I have a lovely Christmas Tree for you, where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little Angel on top of the Christmas Tree!
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!!
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