Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed : 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed : 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'
Poof! .... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.'
Poof! .... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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Three Men on a Hike
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Three Men on a Hike
by Shellshine on Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:46 pm
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Re: Three Men on a Hike
by Chris'TR' on Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:22 pm
Yep!!...bet she couldnt ride a DECENT motorbike!!....ER ho ho flippin ho! 
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Re: Three Men on a Hike
by Shellshine on Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 am
Chris'TR' wrote:Yep!!...bet she couldnt ride a DECENT motorbike!!....ER ho ho flippin ho!
Just one word....
Nnnyerrr!!
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Re: Three Men on a Hike
by jimmyb on Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:19 pm
Chris'TR' wrote:Yep!!...bet she couldnt ride a DECENT motorbike!!....ER ho ho flippin ho!
Because, not only does she not have a bike, but enven a license, even a lift
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Re: Three Men on a Hike
by Shellshine on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:12 pm
It's interesting that a joke which takes the mickey out of fellas has you guys all defensive.... 
... the joke does not refer to bikes in any way shape or form... (hence the title 'hike' not 'bike') 
... the joke does not refer to bikes in any way shape or form...
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Re: Three Men on a Hike
by the sandwitch on Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:27 am
I like that !
By the way: Who needs a motorbike or even a license to drive one to walk a distance of a hundred
yards???????????
By the way: Who needs a motorbike or even a license to drive one to walk a distance of a hundred
yards???????????
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