The Honda Owners Club

A London lawyer on holiday in Norfolk runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a country copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education than any country cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Norfolk cop's expense!! The copper says,' Can I see your licence please?'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Norfolk copper says, 'Yew dint come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Norfolk copper says, 'Yew still dint come to a complete stop. Can I see your licence please?'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Norfolk copper says, 'The difference is, yew have t'come to complete stop, thas the law. Can I see your licence please?'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and insurance; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Norfolk copper says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Norfolk copper takes out his truncheon and starts beating the s**t out of the lawyer and says 'Well, me old beauty, do yew want me t'stop or just slow down?"


Regards,
Viffer

Bootiful.......

Dibble should like this !!