by Johnny-Boy on Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:57 pm
Heather, get you ass on the Normandy trip... I've got a system... day 1. Get drunk and the landlord rescues from the gutter... day 2. have a social drink with the landlord to thank him for helping you the night before... day 3. a steady night sampling the landlords selection of fine drinks in moderation... day 4. the pub's shut so your safe... Day 5. a choice, start the cycle again or catch the next ferry home.
My mid-life crisis is still going strong,
I fear when it ends I’ll become a gardener…