The Honda Owners Club

No surprises with you lot of pervy old gits then eh?

The poor bike stand people have to clean up the seats after these ladies have finished their posing... they have to be quick too before the even more Neanderthal among you shove your faces there for a sniff!

I haven't taken many pics this year, despite being there for 3 days, as I had a slight mishap whilst there on the Thursday which led to somewhat restricted mobility & meant I didn't do much looking around after that. Hopefully on Friday when I am back up there I will have a bit more time.

Shellshine wrote::roll: No surprises with you lot of pervy old gits then eh?

The poor bike stand people have to clean up the seats after these ladies have finished their posing... they have to be quick too before the even more Neanderthal among you shove your faces there for a sniff!

People in glass houses etc, I saw the way your legs buckled when you saw the hairy bikers oooh,ooooooh, take my photo with them, poor guys did'nt stand a chance you pounced on them before they even got into the hall. I swear there was a squelching sound when you walked away, bet you needed muguards on your knickers, disgusting

cartell wrote:People in glass houses etc, I saw the way your legs buckled when you saw the hairy bikers oooh,ooooooh, take my photo with them, poor guys did'nt stand a chance you pounced on them before they even got into the hall. I swear there was a squelching sound when you walked away ...

Cheeky sod! ... any squelching sound would've been your mind trying to claw its way out of the sewer and up into the gutter!

I'm keeping out of this. All of the pictures I took were in the interest of art only.

Regards

Chimpy

Hmm... now why am I NOT convinced Chimpy!!

Lovely pics of some great bikes though!

Shellshine wrote:Hmm... now why am I NOT convinced Chimpy!!

Lovely pics of some great bikes though!

I don't know what you're talking about

Regards

Chimpy

I'll explain tomorrow then!! ha ha ha!

You'll see more flesh and exploitation of the female form on page three of the tabloids than you'll ever see in any of my pictures.

Regards

Chimpy

Did someone mention exploitation of the female form? I didn't....

Shellshine wrote:Did someone mention exploitation of the female form? I didn't....

No, you didn't mention it and I stated it wasn't something I did or approved of, which is reflected in my pictures. Many of my library of pictures concentrate on the attractive faces of the models I've shot over the years. I always say thank you to any model who poses for me too, they are not pieces of meat as some people see them but real human beings just trying to earn a living and deserve some respect. I enjoy taking pictures, always have, but do draw the line at what is and isn't acceptable.

Shellshine wrote::roll: No surprises with you lot of pervy old gits then eh?

If my pictures cause offence to anyone here on this forum I will glady remove the link?

Regards

Chimpy

ha ha ha re the pervy old gits comment...

I think I may have touched a nerve with that one then! oh well... if the cap fits....

Hi all, I came on sat 29th. Did come to the stand but all you guys where really tied in fits of laughter with yourselves so did not want to bother you all to say hi.

My 1st time to the bike show and must say it will not be my last. The Honda stand seemed by far the largest and the busiest too, and to top of my weekend i came off my bike on sunday afternoon. No broken bones but boy i'm sore.

Hi doright... which stand did you visit and not say hi at? was it the club stand? What a shame - am sure the folks on there would have loved to have made your aquaintance and could've told you about your nearest branch activities etc. Sorry if you felt you'd be a bother but I know that certainly wouldn't have been the case at all. The crew on the club stand are always very friendly. (A bit eccentric maybe... but friendly nonetheless... hee hee)

Good to hear that it won't be the last time you visit the show, and more so that you haven't broken any bones... hope the soreness stops very soon! (and that the bike is ok too!!!)

i think your pictures look great chimp boy
VERY ARTY

at the end of the day its a bike show with girls wearing next to nothing that gets the guys in and that sells the bikes .( shame theres not many hunks walking around in speedos but never mind )the girls get paid for doing it and they enjoy it.
some guys from the threeshires (no names mentioned ) always come back with pictures
but never many bike pictures o why o why . they seem to get many pictures of camels ??????????????????? ( how rude )

jaqs

Spent 2 fantastic days on the HOC stand (Monday and Tuesday) made some new friends in Colin and Karen and had a laugh or 3 with them and Graham too.
Monday was very busy with lots of interest and signed up a few new members too 2 of which will be joining us at the Worcestershire branch
Tuesday was a very different story a good fun day, but wasn't quite so busy, that mean't time to look around the show and bend the plastic Got some cool new boots for me and Max, a pair of Hardas jeans, spare helmet so Gill can join me on some of the HOC stuff, that's when Max will let her all-n-all over £200 spent but well worth it.
Took a few photos and will post them later if I get the chance, got to go to work inabit but hey at least it's not as cold.

doright mate sorry to hear about your spill hope you're feeling a bit better and that the bike is not too damaged When are you going to get along to one of our branch meetings? haven't seen you since the AGM Next meeting is our Xmas do. come along and have a drink of xmas cheer and something to eat. 9th Dec fun starts @ 7